ATTENTION ALL FEMALES!!!
IF ANOTHER GIRL SAYS TO YOU “LET’S BE FRIENDS” DON’T LISTEN! IT’S A TRICK!
“LET’S BE FRIENDS” IS A CAREFULLY CODED SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE! OBSERVE:
LET’S BE FRIENDS
WATCH OUT THEY JUST WANT TO SWAY YOU OFF THE PATH OF GOD!!!
“After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week.”
not stoned, just slightly pebbled
i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.