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“So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be.”
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macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself

lyingmary:

imnotpooping75:

imnotpooping75:

where did noah keep his bees

IN THE ARK HIVES

Get the fuck away from me right now

  • Parent: what does a cow say?
  • Baby: "moo!"
  • Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
  • Baby: "baah!"
  • Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
  • Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear